Shakira's Ass!

Our new blog post speaks for itself! SHAKIRA HAS THE MOST PERFECT ASS OUT!!
If you Disagree...then you MUST be GAY! :D

April Denise aka 'lovemydimples' the funniest bitch on Twitter!

Ok guys...so we're taking this time to talk about this woman we found on Twitter! Funny as HELL! Her name is April Denise.

We'll go back to the start when I was quickly scrolling through comments from a trending topic looking for a particular one and I saw her name. 'lovemydimples'. It caught my eye and I scrolled back up and was like "Double-you Teee Efff!?" and I laughed in my head and said "Thats the funniest Twitter name I've ever seen" And I had to check her out!

Entered on her page and damn those dimples were toilet bowl deep! That was the first thing I noticed. Then I began looking through her tweets and they were off the 'Chizane'!

Some really funny stuff! LIKE REALLY FUNNY STUFF!

So next time you guys log into Twitter...Follow Her! She's Awesome! And she watches PORN!! Who doesn't like a girl who watches porn! lol :^P

I'm just gonna post some of her tweets I really liked.

Well to begin...the tirade with her roomate! hahahahaha!

My roommate gone get her ass beat if she keep trying me I'm not the fucking one. IDK how they do it in Texas but in GA we hit hoes.

I hate this hoe. She always preaching bout Jesus #Nshit. Ima send her black ass to meet him reaaaaalll soon.

My roommate woke up talmbout (talkin' bout) "Good Morning April." Bitch don't "Good morning" me I don't like yo ass.

If she wasn't a crab ass nigga that like to call the police on niggas I'd tell her we need to fight in the living room.

I'm mad bc last night she locked me out the house and took forever to open the door I STILL said "thank you" and she said "whatever."

That shit is RUDE and I dont know who the fuck she think she was talking to but don't say "whatever" when IM talking to you.

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Then She just tweets funny shit like when she went on a 'Why People On Twitter' tirade! (The ones I liked)

I'm finna go in on #WhyPeopleOnTwitter in 5...4...3...2.....

#WhyPeopleOnTwitter argue back and forth over dumb shit? Take yo ass to Maury with all that drama cause WE don't give a fuck.

#WhyPeopleOnTwitter get offended by peoples tweets #Nshit. Take yo sensitive ass to Myspace...Twitter is for real niggas only.

#WhyPeopleOnTwitter subtweet about hoes they see everyday? Why you steady TWEETING about what you gone do? HIT THAT BITCH OR SHUT UP.

#WhyPeopleOnTwitter ONLY tweet inspirational stuff ALL DAY LONG....Look u sappy ass mofo (mother fucker) we see Rev Runs pimp hat in our timeline enuf -___-

#WhyPeopleOnTwitter tweet abt a hoe or a nigga that does them wrong or broke their heart everyday.Invest in a journal bc no one gives a fuck

#WhyPeopleOnTwitter be tweeting while they at church. Talmbout #NowReading Psalms 31... GET yo ass off Twitter and pay attention... Jezebel.

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And The best Retweet to date was this ►►► @RobynMahe who the hell needs cable, when u can just #FOLLOW @lovemydimples... If ur not following her, do it NOW! shes mad funny.

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Im gonna stop there! If you want more of her...click here to follow her! You WON'T regret it!! TRUST ME! I DIDN'T!

Proof that Justin Bieber CANNOTcannot sing!!!!!!!!

We all know how much I dislike Justin Bieber...so I got proof that Justin Bieber Cannot sing and ONLY REASON everyone thought he could have was because PUBERTY didn't hit him yet! But NOW...it has and his voice is cracking and it sounds AWFUL! Sounds Like A Bull Frog is trying to crawl up his Oesophagus. Check out the Proof on the link Down Below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHi23Q9HCU4

Who's hotter between Cariba Heine and Hilary Rhoda??

Ok....so i have this Crazy Adorement of these two girls....but i don't know who is hotter!!??? so you guys can help me!

Hilary Rhoda (GORGEOUS brunette)

Or Cariba Heine (GORGEOUS blonde)

Everyone just thinks he's hot and sexy cause he can sing...but when puberty hits him full force & he looses his voice we'll just see how great he is!

Ok I think people is making a wayyyyyyyyyyyyy to big fuss out of Justin Bieber!! I mean he can sing and that's it!! But that voice is just for now! And I voted who was sexier between Him, Ryan Sheckler, Zac Efron, Nick Jonas and Joe Jonas. And JUSTIN BIEBER WAS IN THE LEAD! Now come on everyone!!! don't be Fucking foolish! I mean, Look at that pic! he's gross and no where close to cute or sexy! so everyone just GET A GRIP PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

Link to vote here!

Agree?

Ryan Sheckler cuddling a brunette...could it be Supermodel Hilary Rhoda?

Ok Guys...so I've been digging into this whole Hilary Rhoda/Ryan Sheckler dating business and i found something that kinda draws suspicion to it? kinda old, but still...evidence!? I don't know, tell me what you guys think.

**A Real Boyfriend!**

**A Real Boyfriend!**

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Don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now.
I don't care if you are a man or a woman or some sort of alien.
Just read this, it will make a difference......HOPEFULLY!!
If only everyone could see this and understand it.
My favorite ones i'll put an asterisk by :)

*When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a fool cause she thinks shes
stronger than you
Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

*When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

*When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind :)

When she's scared
Protect her

When she steals your favorite hoodie
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

*When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Re-assure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

*When she says that she loves you
she really does more than you can understand

*When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

*When she bumps into you
Bump back into her and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
Keep it safe and untold

***When she looks at you in your eyes
Don't look away until she does

When she says it's over
She still wants you to be hers

*When shes quiet over the phone Stay on the line even if she's not saying anything

When she's mad Hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok don't believe it talk with her because ten years later she'll remember it

When it's her birthday Call her at 12:00am to tell her you love her

When she's sick Stay up all night with her....even if it's over the phone

When she wants...let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad Hang out with her

When she's stressed out over stuff Let her know she's important.

Don't talk about other girls around her, even if you think shes ok with it... deep down she wants u to be blind towards them

When it's possible Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Whose butt am i kicking baby?"



If you gys have any to add...leave a comment and let me know and i'll pick out the best ones :)
THANKS FOR READING!! :D